Dollar Store

The Dollar Store employee has to be one of the saddest of all living creatures. I’ve never seen a happy Dollar Store employee. Someone should make a sitcom about them. (I buy film at the dollar store. Nothing else (save for Cadbury Eggs today w00t)).

While at the dollar store we (Matt and I) waited in line behind what looked like a couple of meth heads. The woman was a bleach blonde wearing a tight pink belly shirt. Her jeans were at least 3 sizes too small. Her fat made a kind of inflatable life-saving peach-colored below-the-skin intertube. She was gross. I looked over the things that they were buying. Nice shit. Some panties, some flip-flops, you know, basic everyday shit. Then I saw a can of foot powder, and for some reason that alone made me chuckle. Upon reaching the end of the conveyor belt I scanned down and saw her foot. It was covered in white powder. She had used the foot powder while within the dollar store, and clearly, liked it. Why else would she have bought it? I laughed until I cried at the sight of her floured foot. The dollar store is fun!

p.s. I’m currently working on two videos that should be done this weekend!

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March 13

I was bored in one of my upper division communication courses. Communication. Get it?

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March 12

WORD SWITCH

I would like to switch the word (or sound), Op (OH-P) with the phrase, Shoop Fuckler!

That way, every time you almost bump into someone on the street you’ll both yell Shoop Fuckler! and laugh.

It’s about time we brought this great nation together through laughter.

See you on the street!

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March 11

I decided to test out iSight and iMovie by making a small diddy. Take note, I am an award winning comedy writer, and actor. Clearly I deserve all those awards and then some.

This took about 20 minutes to make. It was fun.

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March 10