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Dec 12th

Dec 11th

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Introducing Jasper Parneecky, the last genuine American how-to extraordinaire.

Dec 10th

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Nov 18th

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This was our entry to the A3F 72 Hour Challenge. Theme: Extraordinary Ability Line of Dialogue: “I don’t know what’s real anymore.” Prop: Envelope Awards: Winner: Best Film Winner: Audience Favorite Winner: Best Comedy Winner: Best Story Winner: Best Use of Dialogue Click ”HD is off” for HD version @ Vimeo

Oct 28th

Oct 23rd

Oh, man...

I almost forgot you were there, Tumblr. I’m sorry. I’ll try harder to remember every once and a while*. *no fucking promises

Sep 27th

George Carlin, dead at 71. →

Jun 23rd

Once you pop, you just can't stop. →

Jun 2nd

Apr 24th

I like Drew Carey on the Price is Right.

Drew Carey: Step up and spin the wheel!
 The contestant walks up and spins the wheel.
Drew Carey: Is there anyone you'd like to say hello to?
Contestant: Yeah! I'd like to give a shout out to my Mom... and Jesus!
 The wheel begins to slow, only a few more ticks and it will be on the dollar, winning the contestant $1000.
Drew Carey: Oh, look at this...!
 The wheel slowly creeps past the dollar, missing it by only one click. The contestant is left with 15 cents.
Drew Carey: Oh, man! Maybe if you would have only given a shout out to Jesus you would've hit the dollar.

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“Maybe you should blog them?”

– Whickus- about the following:

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Mar 28th

My New Best Friend.

Today I had to attend training for my job. The training sessions I have to attend are among the most boring events known to man, so, one has to make time fly somehow. Today, I seized my opportunity and had an awesome time! In the middle of the class a bowl of candy was passed around and I took the only good item left, grape NERDS. They were fantastic, but short lived. With ample time on my hands,...

Mar 27th

Brain Freeze

Have you ever wondered why when you drink a really cold liquid it feels like your brain freezes? Why is the pain in your head and not your throat or belly? Well, I found the answer. When you drink something cold the liquid cools your hard palate (the roof of your mouth near your front teeth). That’s not a big deal. It’s when the hard palate begins to warm quickly the pain sets in....

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Mar 19th

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This iSight iMovie thing is getting addicting. I had a thought at 8:30 and it was recorded and edited by 9.

Mar 18th

Mar 17th

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Finally, somebody tells the truth.

Mar 15th

Dollar Store

The Dollar Store employee has to be one of the saddest of all living creatures. I’ve never seen a happy Dollar Store employee. Someone should make a sitcom about them. (I buy film at the dollar store. Nothing else (save for Cadbury Eggs today w00t)). While at the dollar store we (Matt and I) waited in line behind what looked like a couple of meth heads. The woman was a bleach blonde wearing...

Mar 15th

Mar 14th

WORD SWITCH

I would like to switch the word (or sound), Op (OH-P) with the phrase, Shoop Fuckler! That way, every time you almost bump into someone on the street you’ll both yell Shoop Fuckler! and laugh. It’s about time we brought this great nation together through laughter. See you on the street!

Mar 13th